If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

Don't part with your allusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.

Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to.

I have also found that by making four simple assumptions in our lives we can immediately begin leading a more balanced, integrated, powerful life. They are simple–one for each part of our nature–but I promise you that if you do them consistently, you will find a new wellspring of strength and integrity to draw on when you need it most.

1) For the body–assume you've had a heart attack; now live accordingly.

2) For the mind–assume the half-life of your profession is two years; now prepare accordingly.

3) For the heart–assume everything you say about another, they can overhear; now speak accordingly.

4) For the spirit–assume you have a one-on-one visit with your Creator every quarter; now live accordingly.